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Post by bertman on Nov 10, 2010 12:35:36 GMT -5
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2010 10:25:32 GMT -5
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom: and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too."
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Post by bertman on Nov 12, 2010 11:43:20 GMT -5
The surest test of discipline is its absence.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
The triumph can't be had without the struggle
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Post by bertman on Nov 16, 2010 8:46:31 GMT -5
Burning bridges isn't a bad thing ... It can prevent you from going back to a place you should never have been in the first place
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Post by buckfever on Nov 16, 2010 10:00:20 GMT -5
The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. Margaret Thatcher
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Post by whitetaildwn on Nov 17, 2010 22:11:37 GMT -5
Bless those who are flexible because they never are bent out of shape!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2010 1:07:01 GMT -5
What we need are critical lovers of America - Patriots who express their faith in their country by working to improve it.
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Post by swampbuck on Nov 23, 2010 6:05:14 GMT -5
life sucks then you die !!!
they have me scheduled to work the day after thanksgiving.. really don't have any work just want me on call..
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2010 10:38:56 GMT -5
Equal rights for all, special privileges for none.
Thomas Jefferson
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2010 1:01:26 GMT -5
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2010 5:42:03 GMT -5
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2010 21:04:32 GMT -5
I believe I'll have me a beer, cause it ain't sold in Heaven, ya gotta drink em right here & ya can't take em with ya whenever ya go. So I believe I'll drink all I hold.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2010 2:58:43 GMT -5
Kentucky Boys on the Loose;
Rock me mama like a wagon wheel
Rock me mama anyway you feel
Hey mama rock me
Rock me mama like the wind and the rain
Rock me mama like a south-bound train
Hey mama rock me
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Post by bertman on Nov 27, 2010 17:54:53 GMT -5
Don't pee into the wind.LOL you figure it out.
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Post by whitetaildwn on Nov 28, 2010 20:49:10 GMT -5
Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
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Post by deerslayer on Nov 29, 2010 15:34:20 GMT -5
Kentucky Boys on the Loose; Rock me mama like a wagon wheel
Rock me mama anyway you feel
Hey mama rock me
Rock me mama like the wind and the rain
Rock me mama like a south-bound train
Hey mama rock me
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2010 10:35:18 GMT -5
There's Victory in the Lord,
Cling to the Father & His Holy Name,
Don't go ridin on that Long Black Train
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Post by bertman on Nov 30, 2010 10:36:50 GMT -5
Dear Mrs. Bertman
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Fletch, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ' Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2010 15:01:30 GMT -5
Bertman, that's funny.
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Post by bertman on Nov 30, 2010 15:14:39 GMT -5
If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.
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