Post by crackshot on Oct 1, 2010 11:09:13 GMT -5
A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach; a little girl comes up to him
so he covers his thingy with a newspaper the little girl asks 'What's
under there?' The man says 'A bird' The little girl walks away and the
man falls asleep. He wakes up later in a hospital and is in great pain. A
doctor and a policeman are standing at his bed.
The doctor says "Do you remember what happened?' The man replies 'I don't know; I was at the beach and i fell asleep after talking to a little girl.' The policeman says "I asked her what happened and she said, I didn't do anything to the man but while he was asleep I played with his bird. It spit at me! So I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed the two little eggs!" Hahaha!
so he covers his thingy with a newspaper the little girl asks 'What's
under there?' The man says 'A bird' The little girl walks away and the
man falls asleep. He wakes up later in a hospital and is in great pain. A
doctor and a policeman are standing at his bed.
The doctor says "Do you remember what happened?' The man replies 'I don't know; I was at the beach and i fell asleep after talking to a little girl.' The policeman says "I asked her what happened and she said, I didn't do anything to the man but while he was asleep I played with his bird. It spit at me! So I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed the two little eggs!" Hahaha!
