Post by mrdlschmidt on Sept 26, 2010 17:42:45 GMT -5
Sign seen on a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
Anyone who is mistaken for a moose and shot, is probably better off anyway.
Did you hear about the guy who went elephant hunting and ended up in the hospital? He got a hernia carrying the decoys.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Definition of Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Anyone who is mistaken for a moose and shot, is probably better off anyway.
Did you hear about the guy who went elephant hunting and ended up in the hospital? He got a hernia carrying the decoys.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Definition of Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
