Post by chickenjohn on Feb 20, 2012 17:45:51 GMT -5
At the end of the first date, a guy takes the girl home. Embolden by the night, the decides to try for the first kiss.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiles he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good
night kiss?"
Horrified, she replies, "are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, Please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, theres nobody around, they"re all asleep!"
Her: "No way its too risky!"
Him: Oh please i like you so much
Her: "No no and no. I like you too but i just cant"
Him: "I beg you...."
Suddenly the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her PJs, hair dishoveled and in a sleepy voice says,
"Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or i can do it. Or if need be he'll come down and do it. But for crying out loud, tell
him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiles he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good
night kiss?"
Horrified, she replies, "are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, Please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, theres nobody around, they"re all asleep!"
Her: "No way its too risky!"
Him: Oh please i like you so much
Her: "No no and no. I like you too but i just cant"
Him: "I beg you...."
Suddenly the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her PJs, hair dishoveled and in a sleepy voice says,
"Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or i can do it. Or if need be he'll come down and do it. But for crying out loud, tell
him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
