Post by JD on Sept 30, 2010 12:31:24 GMT -5
10. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
"Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
09. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
08. Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
07. Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
06. Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
05. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch; it's a compass."
04. Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir, but, personally, I prefer golf."
03. Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
02. Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And the Best: #1 Caddy Comment.....
Golfer: "That can't be my ball; it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
